WELCOME

this my website




ABOUT THE ME

i was born in a log cabin.

no i wasn't


WHAT DO I WANT

Five hundred dollars.


WHEN DO I WANT IT

Five hundred dollars.

wait thats not right

THE HISTORY OF ME

ive been playing video games alllllll day and i uploaded my brain to the internet

and basically every time i post online i am putting 2 or 3 megabytes of my brain onto the internet and upoloading it

im 53% done


WHAT DO I WANT TO DO IN MY LIFE

i think it would be fun to be the worlds first renowned virtual reality actor



MY ACHIEVEMENTS OF ONLINE

· string ensemble competition: award-winning first chair violinist (2004)
NOT AN ONLINE ACHIEVEMENT

· 695,263 plays on my music between soundcloud and bandcamp (as of 8/30/2025)

· made a video that got 15,625,860 views (as of 8/30/2025)




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DO YOU WANT TO WORK WITH ME

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DO YOU WANT TO GIVE ME MONEY

you can click here to transfuse your economic lifeblood into my hemorrhaging veins


DO YOU WANT TO BE MY FRIEND

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You can also not click there, for any reason